Dear Harry Potter Spoiler Bastards

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Hello ignorant pigs and ruiners of a child's fantasy that they would finish the last Harry Potter without having it spoiled by trolls and pirates.

Do you have any shame? Did you get up in the morning and say 'Why don't I go ruin the ending to one of the most anticipated books of the century?' ?  

It was bad enough when supposed 'leaked copies' started circulating the internet but for the love of HELL it has to stop. As the street date comes nigh the spoilers get ruined, going from simple "click here to ruin Harry Potter for yourself" to the worst of the worst: COMPLETELY RANDOM AND UNFOUNDED SPOILERS BEING POSTED ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

I think I can speak for those of us who have the balls to wait until the street date anxiously not to spoil it for ourselves... when I say WE ARE SICK OF IT... keep you RIDICULOUS antics to yourself and others like you who couldn't wait the last few WEEKS for the ending to a legendary series.

I bet you are the sick bastards who, just for the sake of being total pricks stood outside book stores on release day of Half Blood Prince and screamed "SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE" into the place where all the little kids and soccer moms waited in line for THEIR copy.

Enough is enough, pirate good literature to your hearts content and KEEP IT TO YOURSELF you BASTARDS. Nobody wants to hear it if they haven't asked to know already, in my opinion each and every one of you should be flogged with a stick for every spoiler you've dealt out that was unwanted. Maybe that way you'll learn some decorum.

I could care less whether or not its a book, it's not funny anymore.
Sin-fucking-cerely
SesshomaruLove
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ShinyBubbles's avatar
Do you read the Mercury? They had a huge page in there that was a faked photocopy of a page of HP7, and the huge bold headline said SNAPE KILLS HERMIONE!!! Then in very small print underneath, "spoilers ahead...."

I raged for a short while until I found out it was fake. XD But you should have seen the hate mail, oohboy XDD

Just good thing you didn't see that though, I couldn't imagine the journal you'd write after that!